Want to hear a funny story?

Have you ever had someone ask you "want to hear a funny story?" I feel like I hear this on a daily basis. I also feel like I have never said "no" when asked this question. Of course I want to hear a funny story. I like to laugh, don't you? This is just something I have been thinking about a lot lately. I guess it is a good disclaimer before beginning the story. You should also hope that the story is, in fact funny before asking this question. If not, it could be slightly awkward for all persons involved in the conversation. I am sure I have asked this question before. I will try to refrain, and just start telling the story. That's all I really have to say. I hope you all have a lovely weekend.